Yours is only half the joke. Here's theirs — pick their size separately.
A mock credential for the partner who takes physical affection very seriously. Warm, silly, and a little proud of it. A sweet gift for Valentine's Day or an anniversary for the world's best hugger.
100% cotton, 180 gsm. Wash inside out at 30°C, don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order, just for you — production takes 24–48 hours, shipping 2–5 business days.
Unisex fit, sizes S–XXL. Full size chart (in inches and cm) is below the product photos.
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Lyvme LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Suite 10313, 5 Brayford Square, London, United Kingdom, E1 0SG or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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